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Working in a print shop, my co-worker and I sometimes forget how complex the equipment seems to clients. 因為在印刷店工作,我的同事與我有時忘了這些設備對顧客是有多麼複雜。
Our marketing Class at university was discussing an elevator company that sold its products worldwide. 我們大學行銷課裡正在討論一家全球行銷的電梯公司。
I asked my wife, where do you want to go for our anniversary? 我問老婆:妳想到哪兒度結婚週年?
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Time Is Money 時間就是金錢
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. 一位婦人正在唱歌。客人中有一位轉過頭對他身邊的男士批評這位唱歌的人。
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牧師買了一隻電話,並為孩子說明祈禱的理念。
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不論他帶回哪一個女孩,年輕人發現他母親都不同意......
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 老師:告訴我一個句子,是以"I"開頭
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A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I’m sorry," she said. 一位年輕男子上班回家,發現他的新娘心煩意亂。“很抱歉!”她說。
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? A: 看那位短髮穿藍色牛仔褲的年輕人,是男孩還是女孩?
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A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! 發生在美國日本大使館的真實故事
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Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. 老師:孩子們,我有一個謎語要問大家。
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.一位男士接到他醫生的一通電話。
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? 兒子:爸爸,什麼是白痴?
Teacher: Frank, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?老師:法蘭克,什麼是學生在學校裡最常使用的三個字?
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. 男士:我可以為妳走向世界的盡頭
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「Aren’t you ashamed of yourself , Tom? You’re the worst pupil in your class.」 said the father.
這則笑話大家看了會笑嗎?好笑的原因是call有兩個不同的涵義,一個是招呼,另一個是稱呼。
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Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 17th century? 老師:你能告訴我一些關於17世紀偉大科學家的事情嗎?
Son: Is ink very expensive, father?兒子:爸爸,墨水很貴嗎?
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A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.一隻小青蛙去找一位算命師,問是否他會遇到一位年輕女孩。
Mother: Which apple do you want, John? 母親:約翰,你喜歡哪一個蘋果?
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I have the perfect son. 我有一個完美的兒子